Client calling HP for notbook troubleshooting.
Client: Hello. My name is ...
Helpdesk: Yor name is irrelevant. What problem do you have ?
Client: My notebook battery melted and set everything on fire.
Helpdesk: Let me connect you to the hardware section.
Hardware section: Good day. What can we do for you ?
Client: My notebook battery melted and ...
Hardware section: When did you purchase your notebook ?
Client: 4 years ago.
Hardware section: You have an obsolete retired model. Let me connect you to the retired products support.
R.P.S.: Good day. What can we do for you ?
Client: I have an old notebook and my batt...
R.P.S.: We are sorry, in order to benefit from support you need to extend your warranty, Let me connect you to Contracts Section.
Client: Hello. I want to extend my wa...
C.S.: Did you fill in form 63 ?
Client: No, but...
C.S.: Let me connect you to the finance section.
F.S.: Good day. What can we do for you ?
Client: I want to fill in a form 63.
F.S.: Type A or B ?
Client: What's the difference ?
F.S.: We are sorry, but before filling in a form you must familiarize yourself with the procedure. Let me connect you to the public relations section.
Client: Listen you m****r f*****g piece of s*** support d***s...
P.R.S.: We are sorry, but bad language is not tolerated. Please contact the helpdesk section as soon as you calm down.
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