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 08/19/2006 06:59 AM
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Recent Letterman's Top Ten from "Late Show With David Letterman".

Top Ten Signs You Bought A Bad Computer
10. Runs on 200 "D" batteries.
9. In the morning you have to defrost it.
8. Runs on Windows '78
7. Box reads "Pre-loaded with hundreds of viruses!"
6. Tech support number is a Silicon Valley Applebee's.
5. For better internet reception, salesman includes pair of rabbit ears.
4. You move the pointer around by licking the screen.
3. It's made by IBN.
2. The mouse bit you.
1. When you tell it to print, it tells you to go screw yourself.

#10: There is a lighweight airplane powered by thousands of D batteries.
#5: In several countries, there is a Vertical Blanking Internet service that use TV transmission for 80 Kbps Internet.
#3: IBN: Islamic Broadcasting Network.
 08/19/2006 07:03 PM
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Some of those are pretty funny. I really like 2, 5 and 6.

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Originally posted by: Java
Some of those are pretty funny. I really like 2, 5 and 6.


the only one i liked was 3, lol off brand

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#3: It use AND CPU.

Association for the Neurologicaly Disabled (Canada)

Aid for the Needly Disabled

#3: It use AMB CPU.

Africa Merchant Bank (South Africa)

#3: It use AMO CPU

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#9: Defrosting: What about PC in extreme weather: Alaska, Siberia, South Pole?
 08/20/2006 02:28 PM
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Number six makes me laugh, mostly because tech support seems to suck for most of the companies out there. Don't get me wrong, some have excellent tech support, but not many.

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no.1 ftw

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Am I the only one who can't stop laughing at #4?

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quote:

Originally posted by: engelwolf
Am I the only one who can't stop laughing at #4?


yes



hahaa

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<br>Technic86 "Now I'm gonna agree and wish it was old times again. You know...before the forums were down every other week, before the spambots and hackers came, before the fanboys began to show face(sorry), before the forums went from a Support Place to a battlefield, before short tempers flared and...ahhh so on and so forth. The forums just
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2 for the win man.

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I guess I am, but I can't stop picturing people licking thier screens.

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Only works well if you have a CRT. If you have an LCD, you don't get your nose tickled.

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 08/20/2006 11:10 PM
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I tryed it, my nose got no tickled

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 08/20/2006 11:11 PM
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I don't get #4
I tried it too no tickle, my friends did it on his LCD and said his nose got tickled.

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 08/20/2006 11:13 PM
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#2

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 08/21/2006 11:40 AM
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it WAS funny, until i read all your posts of people disecting the jokes and naming off their favorties and coming up with alternative punchlines. /rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rolleyes:" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" />

way to kill the original joke, guys. sheesh.
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