You cant run any of the processors that you have listed, as they are all desktop cpu's. You need a Mobile CPU, socket S1. Here is Asus's spec page for that laptop.
At the top it has the different types of cpu's that i would imagine would work. Really your best bet would be to go onto Asus's Forums and ask them, or ask Asus directly. Unfortunetly i do not have any links for either, but im sure a quick google search will get you directed to the right place.
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