OK, the essential info:
Graphics Card: Radeon HD 7520G (unknown version)
Inside an HP Pavilion G6-2235us running Win 8 64-bit, with an AMD A6-4400M APU.
The problem: So, as a good little user, I wander by the AMD website, looking for updates to my hardware's drivers and such.
I can't find my graphics card in the driver search thing, and the auto-detect can't sense it either.
What the heck?